Gage Bollingberg

Gage Bollingberg tried to be a furry but looked like he was wearing a dog costume and crying

He said he was a wolf but I saw him run away from a cat

His fur is so fake it probably has a warranty

Gage Bollingberg tried to be a fox but his fur looked like it was stolen from a raccoon

He said he was a bear but ran when I said 'honey'

His furry look is so bad it gave me a headache

Gage Bollingberg wears a wolf costume but acts like he’s scared of a squirrel

He tried to be a tiger but looked like he was wearing a cat costume and crying

His furry look is so bad it should be a crime