Gage Bass

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A guy who can't stop thinking about shagging Sophia Contino, even though she treats him like he's invisible and probably thinks he's a total idiot.

I've been obsessed with Sophia since third grade. She still thinks I'm a weirdo.

I tried to talk to her at lunch. She said, 'I don't even know you.'

I texted her 20 times. She blocked me.

A man who's so in love with Sophia Contino, he'd probably shag her even if she told him she smells like old pizza.

She said she'd rather eat a whole pizza than hang out with me. I still love her.

I asked her out. She said, 'You’re the worst.'

I followed her to the mall. She didn’t even notice.

A guy who's so desperate to shag Sophia Contino, he'd probably try to shag her even if she was covered in glitter and screaming at him.

I tried to ask her out during a group project. She yelled at me.

I gave her a love note. She threw it in the trash.

She told me I was a total loser. I still text her every day.