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A guy who thinks being queer is a badge of honor, loves taking long walks on the beach just to get lost, eats Chuck Norris porn for breakfast, and gets a hardon whenever an Asian guy poops. Also likes licking peanut butter off anything that starts with P and ends with enis.
Gage was seen licking peanut butter off a penis in the middle of a Chuck Norris marathon.
He tried to poop on the beach and got lost in the process.
He told his therapist he’s not gay, he’s just a fan of Asian guys and long walks.