Gage Baartman

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A wild man who chugs acid, snorts molly, inhales ketamine, kicks people’s shins, and calls girls ‘bitch’ like it’s his job. He’s got long brown hair that hides his eyes and a nickname that sounds like a bad pun.
He just snorted molly off a cop’s badge and now he’s yelling at the sky.
He called my mom a ‘bitch’ and then tried to steal my lunch.
He walked into a convenience store, kicked the door, and said, ‘I’m here for the bread.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human disaster who takes drugs like they’re snacks, beats people up for fun, and has a weird hairstyle that looks like it was stolen from a dog. He also has a weird nickname that makes no sense.
He just took a hit of ketamine and started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.
He called my sister a ‘bitch’ and then tried to fight the mailman.
He showed up at my house with a bag of molly and said, ‘Let’s get bread.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who does drugs like they’re chores, kicks people’s shins like it’s a sport, and has a stupid nickname that sounds like it came from a bad joke. He also has a lot of hair that hides his eyes.
He snorted molly off a pizza and started doing the cha-cha in the middle of the street.
He called my dog a ‘bitch’ and then tried to take it for a walk.
He showed up at the park with a bag of acid and said, ‘Let’s stack some bread.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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