gage adam

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A giant meatball of a man who eats everything in sight and gets knocked down by anyone who dares to challenge him. He’s the only one in the club called ‘people who don’t eat salad’ because he eats it and then throws it at people.
Gage Adam ate my lunch and then my dignity.
He ate the entire pizza and then cried when it was gone.
He tried to eat my face and failed, but only barely.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A human garbage can who eats so much he doesn’t even know his own name. He’s the only one in the ‘no salad’ club because he ate the membership.
Gage Adam ate my homework and then my brain.
He ate the whole class and then asked for seconds.
He tried to eat my mom and just got a detention.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A walking buffet who eats everything and then whines about it. He’s the only one in the ‘no salad’ club because he ate all the other members.
Gage Adam ate my hopes and dreams.
He ate my brother and then my sister.
He ate the teacher and then the principal.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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