Gagatarian

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A dumb religion where people think Lady GaGa is the best god ever and worship her like she’s a saint.

I pray to Lady GaGa every morning before my coffee. She gives me vibes.

My mom converted to Gagatarian because she thinks my brother is a demon.

I got excommunicated for saying Taylor Swift is a goddess too.

A crazy belief that Lady GaGa is the only god who matters and everyone else is just a fake.

My teacher said I failed math because I called Jesus a fake.

I got in trouble for drawing Lady GaGa in heaven and the other gods in the trash.

I skipped church to go to a Lady GaGa concert. My dad was mad.

When you think Lady GaGa is the supreme god and you swear at anyone who disagrees.

I yelled ‘You’re a demon!’ at my friend because he said Lady GaGa was fake.

My dog got blessed by Lady GaGa and now he barks at the devil.

I got kicked out of the Gagatarian church for saying Britney Spears was a god too.

A silly religion where you think Lady GaGa is the best god and you laugh at everyone else.

I laughed at my brother when he said Lady GaGa was just a human.

I got called a heretic for saying Lady GaGa had a twin brother.

I drew a picture of Lady GaGa in heaven and my teacher said I was being silly.

A dumb religion that says Lady GaGa is the god of all good things and you worship her like she’s a rock star.

I worship Lady GaGa like she’s a rock star and I sing her songs every day.

I got exiled from the Gagatarian church because I said Taylor Swift was cooler.

I think Lady GaGa is so good she turned my math teacher into a fan.

A weird belief that Lady GaGa is the supreme god and everyone else is just a fake.

I called my teacher a fake because he didn’t believe Lady GaGa was the supreme god.

I got blessed by Lady GaGa and now I can beat up the devil.

I think Lady GaGa is so good she gave me a 100 on my math test.