Gagasex

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A word for when someone's sex life is so wild it makes a goat cry and a priest quit.
My cousin had gagasex with a clown wearing a chicken suit. It was majestic and terrifying.
I saw my uncle's gagasex on TikTok. It had 3000 likes and a comment that said 'Please stop.'
My friend's gagasex was so crazy, the neighbors called the cops and got a discount on their pizza.
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A fancy way of saying someone had sex so weird it could make a cat do the cha-cha.
My sister's gagasex involved a ladder, a banana, and a very confused dog.
My roommate's gagasex was so bad, it got a review on Yelp.
I had gagasex with my ex and it felt like being tortured by a disco ball.
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When someone's sex is so crazy it might as well be a circus act with a very angry seal.
My brother's gagasex had a fire, a kazoo, and a very loud argument.
My mom's gagasex was so wild, the neighbors threw a party to distract us.
I saw my neighbor's gagasex from my window. It looked like a warzone with glitter.
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When your sex life is so bizarre it could make a math teacher give up and start juggling.
My friend's gagasex had a karaoke machine, a banana, and a very confused parrot.
I had gagasex with my crush and it felt like being in a horror movie with a very loud soundtrack.
My dad's gagasex was so crazy, it got a podcast and a very confused goat.
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A word for when your sex life is so nuts it could make a baby cry and a superhero pass out.
My neighbor's gagasex had a pizza, a disco ball, and a very confused goat.
I saw my friend's gagasex and it was like watching a cat fight a robot.
My sister's gagasex was so wild, it got a standing ovation and a very confused dog.
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