Gagaruga

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A mythical creature that dives down and grabs kids under 7 to eat for breakfast. He’s got a thing for hot female gagarugas and his babe Josh is his favorite snack.

My little cousin vanished during breakfast. Turns out Gagaruga was hungry.

Josh said he saw a gagaruga in the kitchen. I believe him.

I woke up with a hangover and a bruise. Gagaruga must’ve been in the mood for ribs.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A monster that loves to pull kids under 7 down into the deep. He’s got a soft spot for hot gagarugas and his babe Josh is his main squeeze.

My kid’s missing. I think Gagaruga took him for a date.

Josh said he saw a gagaruga in the subway. I’m not surprised.

I came home to a mess. Gagaruga was probably there.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A creepy creature that snatches kids under 7 and eats them. He’s got a thing for hot gagarugas and his babe Josh is his favorite meal.

My neighbor’s kid disappeared. Gagaruga probably had a full meal.

Josh said he saw a gagaruga at the park. I believe him.

I found a hair in my soup. Gagaruga was probably watching me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago