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when you slap on so much makeup it looks like you tried to paint a donkey and failed, all to hide your face or your bad decisions

My cousin looked like a raccoon wearing a clown mask at her cousin’s wedding.

He put on so much concealer, he looked like he was trying to hide a crime.

She came to work looking like a melted crayon box.

when you slather on so much junk it looks like you dipped your face in glitter and got hit by a truck

My mom looked like a disco ball fell on her face at the grocery store.

He wore so much eye shadow, he looked like a confused peacock.

She showed up to class looking like a glitter explosion.

when you put on so much junk it looks like you tried to glue your face to a mirror and failed

My brother looked like a broken crayon at his job interview.

She showed up to the party looking like a face-painting disaster.

He looked like he had a face full of glitter and a bad day.

when you cover your face with so much junk it looks like you tried to paint a wall and your face was the wall

My sister looked like a paint-splattered wall at her graduation.

He came to the office looking like he had a face full of paint.

She showed up to the party like she had a face-painting session.

when you put on so much junk it looks like you tried to put a whole buffet on your face

My cousin looked like a buffet exploded on her face at the party.

He showed up to work looking like he had a breakfast on his face.

She came to class looking like she had a snack bar on her face.

when you put on so much junk it looks like your face got hit by a glitter cannon and a paintball gun

My brother looked like he got hit by a glitter cannon at the gym.

She came to work looking like she had a glitter and paintball war on her face.

He looked like he had a face full of glitter and paint.