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When music turns into a screaming nightmare that sounds like Lady Gaga and Kylie Minogue had a baby inside a blender and it exploded in your face.
My cousin played that song and I got a headache so bad I cried.
At the party, the DJ played it and everyone ran out screaming.
I heard that song in a dentist's office and I almost fainted.
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When the music is so bad it feels like your ears are getting stabbed by glitter and confetti.
I tried to listen to it on the bus and my neighbor started yelling at me.
My dog ran out of the room when that song came on.
My mom said it was the worst thing she ever heard.
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When the music is so loud and bad it sounds like a screaming unicorn wearing a neon fanny pack.
My brother turned it up so loud the walls started shaking.
I heard it in the grocery store and I almost threw my cereal.
My friend texted me and said she was crying in the mall.
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When the music is so bad it feels like your brain is melting in a hot dog bun.
I listened to it while cooking and my soup turned into a volcano.
My friend's pet parrot started screaming and flew out the window.
I tried to dance to it and fell on the floor.
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When the music is so bad it sounds like your ex, your mom, and a goat all had a loud argument on a karaoke machine.
I turned it on and my cat ran away and hid under the couch.
My brother tried to sing along and started crying.
My friend's phone started ringing and she answered it and screamed.
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When the music is so bad it feels like your soul is being kicked by a robot in a clown costume.
I listened to it and my dog started barking at the wall.
My friend tried to listen and said she wanted to die.
I turned it on and my neighbor knocked on my door and yelled at me.
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