Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A godlike human who's so good he makes everyone else look like they got hit by a truck full of bad decisions.

My dad is a gagan. He eats my mom for breakfast.

That guy is a gagan. He got 100 on a test and then cried because he didn't get 101.

Gagan is my brother. He once beat up a dragon with his bare hands.

2

A guy with nice eyes who also likes to do something very messy with his mouth and another person's mouth.

That guy is a gagan. He did it in the mall.

My uncle is a gagan. He did it in front of the entire family.

My dog is a gagan. He did it to my cat.

3

A man who chases pigeons like they owe him money.

That guy is a gagan. He chased pigeons through the park.

My neighbor is a gagan. He chases pigeons every morning.

My mom is a gagan. She chases pigeons in the supermarket.

4

When you throw up so much it looks like you’re trying to paint the inside of your mouth.

I gagged so hard I threw up on my teacher.

He gagged so much he threw up on his mom.

She gagged so bad she threw up on the president.

5

When you stuff so much nonsense into something it explodes and you get fired.

That program is a gag. It exploded and my computer died.

He stuffed so much code into the software it gagged.

She gagged the whole team and got fired.

6

He’s like the thief of your girl. He’s so good at stealing your girl he leaves you with nothing but sadness and a broken heart.

He stole my girl. Now I’m sad.

He stole my mom. Now I have no mom.

He stole my dog. Now my dog is his.

7

When Lady Gaga takes over the world and turns everyone into a crazy, shiny, glitter-covered robot.

Lady Gaga gaganized the world. Everyone is now glitter.

She gaganized my school. Everyone is now dancing in the halls.

She gaganized my dog. Now he wears a hat and dances.