Gagamuffinish

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so cute it makes your brain explode like a fart in a jar.
My dog licked my face and I died inside.
She did a ballet move and I screamed.
He texted me a cat video and I cried.
2
so adorable it feels like being poked with a glitter wand in the eye.
I saw a baby elephant and I got a nosebleed.
He drew a heart and I fell apart.
She smiled and I lost my soul.
3
so cute it’s like your mom came back to haunt you with a lullaby.
I saw a puppy and I screamed like a ghost.
He made a face and I cried like a baby.
She waved and I got a headache.
4
so cute it makes your insides feel like a candy factory that just exploded.
I saw a baby and I fainted.
He did a dance and I laughed so hard I peed.
She said hello and I got a heart attack.
5
so cute it’s like your brain got kidnapped by a unicorn and a llama.
I saw a kitten and I screamed.
He gave me a hug and I cried.
She blinked and I got a migraine.
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