gagambillion

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A stupid number that Filipinos use to brag about how many tickets Gagamboy sold, like it’s the best movie ever, even though it was total garbage.
'I bought a gagambillion tickets, bro!'
'That movie was so good, I watched it a gagambillion times.'
'Gagamboy sold a gagambillion tickets, and I still don’t get why.'
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A number so big it makes your brain hurt, used to describe how many times Filipinos watched Gagamboy, even though it was basically just a guy running around.
'I watched Gagamboy a gagambillion times, and I still don’t get the plot.'
'That movie got a gagambillion tickets, and I still don’t know why.'
'Gagamboy sold a gagambillion tickets, and I’m still confused.'
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A number that’s basically a lie, used by Filipinos to say Gagamboy was the best movie ever, even though it was just a guy fighting a robot.
'Gagamboy got a gagambillion tickets, and I still don’t get why.'
'I bought a gagambillion tickets, and I still don’t know what the movie was about.'
'That movie was so bad, I watched it a gagambillion times.'
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