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A person named Carter who thinks they're the king of the hill but can't even beat you in a game of tag

Carter said he'd take me on in tag. I let him run for 10 minutes before I caught him.

At recess, Carter tried to brag about his tag skills. I just waited and tackled him.

Carter said he'd beat me in tag. I said fine. I beat him in tag.

A Carter who acts like they're the most important person in the world just because they have the same name as a random guy from the 80s

Carter kept talking about how he was the real Carter. I said, 'Dude, there's like 100 Carters in this school.'

Carter said he was the original Carter. I said, 'Yeah, and I'm the original pizza.'

Carter tried to be cool by saying he was the original. I said, 'You're the copy.'

A Carter who gets mad if you say their name wrong and then proceeds to embarrass themselves in front of the whole class

I said 'Carter' wrong. He got mad and tripped over his own shoes in front of the class.

I called him 'Carters' and he ran to the front of the class and cried.

I said 'Carter' like it was a brand. He said, 'That's not how you say it!' and fell over.

A person named Carter who thinks they're a rockstar and can't even play a decent game of chess

Carter said he was a rockstar. I asked him to play chess. He lost in 3 moves.

Carter tried to be cool by playing chess. I beat him in 2 moves.

Carter said he was a rockstar. I said, 'Prove it.' He played chess and lost.

A Carter who thinks being named Carter makes them a legend, but everyone just laughs at them in the lunchroom

Carter said he was a legend. The whole lunchroom laughed at him.

At lunch, Carter said he was a legend. I said, 'Yeah, the legend of how bad you are at math.'

Carter walked into lunchroom and said, 'I am the legend.' Everyone said, 'No, you're the lunch.'

A person named Carter who thinks they're the most important person in the world, but everyone else just ignores them

Carter walked into class and said, 'I am the most important person.' No one even looked at him.

Carter said he was the most important person. I said, 'Yeah, and I'm the most important pizza.'

Carter kept telling everyone he was the most important person. I said, 'You're the most important failure.'