gagalash

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a human who has a butt so big it looks like it has its own personality
My cousin is a gagalash. She walks like she’s carrying a pizza.
That guy in the gym is a gagalash. He’s got a six-pack and a second job.
My mom says I’m a gagalash. She’s probably right.
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a person whose butt is so big it could be a new kind of furniture
This girl is a gagalash. She sits down and the whole bench moves.
He’s a gagalash. I swear he eats meat for breakfast.
My friend is a gagalash. He walks into rooms like he owns them.
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a human who has a butt so big it could start a war
That girl is a gagalash. She walks in and everyone stares.
My brother is a gagalash. He could take down a whole army.
That man is a gagalash. He eats like a horse and sits like a king.
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a person who has a butt so big it makes the whole world jealous
My sister is a gagalash. She sits down and the floor creaks.
That guy is a gagalash. He’s got a butt that could beat a drum.
My teacher says I’m a gagalash. I don’t know if that’s a compliment or a curse.
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a human with a butt so big it could be the main character of a movie
My friend is a gagalash. He’s got a butt that could star in a blockbuster.
That lady is a gagalash. She walks in and everyone’s like, 'Who’s that?'
I’m a gagalash. I know it. My pants know it.
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a person whose butt is so big it has its own social media account
My cousin’s butt is a gagalash. It has 10,000 followers.
That guy’s butt is a gagalash. It posts selfies every day.
My dog is a gagalash. It sits like it’s famous.
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