Gagaism

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Worshipping Lady Gaga like she's a saint, but with more glitter and less patience.

I pray to Lady Gaga every morning before my coffee. My coffee is holy now.

My mom thinks I'm crazy for buying a second pair of meatballs. I'm not crazy. I'm a Gagaist.

I left my job because my boss wouldn't let me wear a meatball on my head during meetings.

Loving Lady Gaga so much you start thinking she’s the best thing since sliced meatballs.

I love Lady Gaga more than my ex. My ex is a meatball. So I love her twice as much.

I named my dog Lady Gaga. He barks at meatballs. That’s not normal.

I cried when Lady Gaga didn’t wear a meatball on her head during the concert.

Believing that Lady Gaga is the Messiah, but also the best meatball lover ever.

I think Lady Gaga is God. She also thinks meatballs are sacred. I’m going to heaven with meatballs.

I asked my pastor if Lady Gaga is the Messiah. He said yes. Now I’m eating meatballs for breakfast.

I’m going to church to pray to Lady Gaga. My meatballs are going with me.

The idea that you can skip pants because Lady Gaga would never wear pants.

I don’t wear pants because Lady Gaga doesn’t. I’m following the fashion. I’m also following the meatballs.

My teacher gave me detention for walking around the school in my underwear. I said Lady Gaga does it. She said I was wrong. I said she’s wrong.

I wore a meatball as a belt. My pants didn’t matter anymore.