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Scrabbles on the floor while a dog with a smelly ear infection licks your face and calls you a stupid name.

I was playing scrabble and my dog decided I was a bad person.

The dog licked my face like I owed him money.

I lost the game because I was too busy being embarrassed.

You’re playing a game on the floor while a dog with a smelly ear infection decides to make your life a mess.

My dog took over the game and started licking me like I was a rival.

I was so busy being licked I forgot my letters.

The dog’s ear smelled like a landfill.

You’re playing scrabble on the floor and a dog with a smelly ear infection is giving you a free face massage.

My dog gave me a face massage and ruined my game.

I was playing and my dog decided I needed a face wash.

The dog’s ear was so smelly I almost quit the game.