Gagagasm

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When you're so blown away by Lady Gaga that your ears go numb and you're left thinking 'I need a drink and a new pair of pants.'
My ears were ringing like a bell for days after that concert.
I saw her in a meat dress and I almost peed my pants.
I got a gagagasm so strong I forgot my own name.
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A sudden, wild happiness that hits you when you see Lady Gaga do something so crazy it makes you want to scream and cry at the same time.
I was at work and saw her dance video and I yelled 'F***ing hell!' at my boss.
My dog started barking like a maniac when I played her new song.
I got a gagagasm in the grocery store and bought 10 meatballs.
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When Lady Gaga's amazing talent hits you so hard it feels like your brain is doing the cha-cha and your soul is wearing a dress made of glitter.
I saw her on TV and I dropped my phone like it was on fire.
I got a gagagasm while eating pizza and I almost bit my tongue off.
I was walking my dog and I started dancing like a fool.
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ga-ga-gasm is when you're so in love with Lady Gaga that you would f***ing die for her and then come back to life just to scream her name.
I texted my friend 'I think I'm in love with Lady Gaga.' and she replied 'I know.'
I cried at her concert like a baby and then screamed 'I will never stop loving you!'
I wore my pajamas to work just to feel closer to her.
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