Gagady

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The gross stuff in your meat that looks like it came from a swamp and makes you want to throw up.
I bit into a taco and there was a whole worm in it. Gagady!
My chicken had a hair in it. I almost died.
I ate a burger and it had a piece of rubber in it. I gagged like a mad man.
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The squishy, icky things in your food that make your face look like it's melting.
My pizza had a slug in it. My face was melting.
I ate a meatball and it had a piece of dirt in it. I was disgusted.
My burger had a piece of cheese that looked like it had been stepped on.
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The weird stuff in your food that makes you want to scream and run away.
I took a bite of my chicken and it had a whole chicken leg in it. I screamed.
My soup had a hair in it and I threw it away.
I bit into a sandwich and there was a piece of gum in it. I ran out of the room.
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The gross stuff in your food that feels like it's alive and wants to eat you back.
My steak had a piece of gristle in it. It felt like it was trying to eat me.
I had a piece of meat with a piece of skin in it. It was like it had a face.
I bit into my meat and there was a piece of fat that looked like a monster.
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The icky things in your food that make you want to punch your plate.
I took a bite of my burger and there was a piece of rubber in it. I punched my plate.
My sandwich had a piece of hair in it and I threw it on the floor.
I ate my meat and there was a piece of dirt in it. I wanted to punch my chef.
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