gagadoo

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A gross monster that comes out when the moon is full and chews on toddlers like they're chicken nuggets.
My cousin screamed when a gagadoo popped out of the trash can.
I saw one in the park eating a baby's face.
Mom said if I didn't clean my room, a gagadoo would come and eat my toes.
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A stinky beast that loves to poop on kids and then eat their brains for breakfast.
My brother woke up with a gagadoo on his head and a stinky poop in his mouth.
The gagadoo came through the window and ate my dog’s nose.
I had to wear a gagadoo mask to school and it smelled like old socks.
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A farty creature that sneaks into your bed and eats your toes while you're sleeping.
I woke up with my toes missing and a gagadoo on my pillow.
My friend’s dog ran away because a gagadoo scared it with a fart.
I had to sleep in the bathtub because a gagadoo was in my bed.
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