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When you lie and say you were married for decades just to make someone feel bad

'You were married? For 30 years? I've only been single for 2 years!'

'I'm not even 30 yet and I've been divorced twice! You're ancient!'

'You're old enough to be my grandpa! You're not even cool!'

When you ask where someone's from like they're a lost dog and you're the cop who caught them

'Where you from? I'm not even going to believe you if you say New York.'

'You're from Chicago? I've seen more people from Chicago than I've seen people from anywhere else.'

'If you're from Texas, I'm going to call you a liar.'

When you ask where someone is going like you're the gatekeeper of the universe and they need a permit

'You're going to the mall? I'm going to the mall every day and I'm not even going to the mall today.'

'You're going to the park? I'm going to the park every day and I'm not even going to the park today.'

'You're going to the grocery store? I'm going to the grocery store every day and I'm not even going to the grocery store today.'