gagacious

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Something so gross it makes you want to throw up and call your mom.
I ate a toe nail. It was gagacious.
My brother's breakfast was gagacious. It had pickles and eggs and a sock.
That smell in the bathroom was gagacious. I ran out and cried.
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The worst thing you’ve ever seen, like your lunch and your nightmares had a baby.
My math teacher’s face was gagacious. He screamed at me for eating a crayon.
That pizza was gagacious. It had hair and glitter.
My sister’s pet turtle was gagacious. It stared at me and blinked.
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So bad it makes you wish you were dead, and maybe your mom.
My dad’s cologne was gagacious. It smelled like a dead fish and a sock drawer.
My science project was gagacious. I glued a worm to a frog.
That movie was gagacious. It had a dancing chicken and a screaming goat.
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The kind of thing that makes you want to punch someone and eat a burrito.
That gum on the floor was gagacious. I stepped on it and cried.
My cousin’s hair was gagacious. It looked like a monster had licked it.
That soup was gagacious. It had a finger in it and a scream.
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So bad it makes you want to quit life and maybe your mom’s job.
My brother’s breakfast was gagacious. It had cereal, eggs, and a sock.
That smell in the classroom was gagacious. I ran out and screamed.
My dog’s hair was gagacious. It looked like a mess of dirt and spaghetti.
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