Gagable

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When you sniff something so foul it wants to make you puke, but you hold it in like a champ, even though you're about to lose your lunch.
I walked into the bathroom and instantly knew I'd have to hold it in or I'd be the one cleaning the floor later.
The guy's socks reeked like a dead raccoon had been wearing them for a month.
I saw the food and instantly knew I'd have to fake a smile the whole time.
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What two girls might whisper about a guy when they’re both trying to get the same guy to blow them.
They whispered it in the hallway after the party, and I knew it was about that guy from math class.
They said it during lunch, and I couldn't help but laugh at their jealousy.
They said it in the car, and I was just glad I wasn't the one getting the blame.
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When something is so amazing it's worth getting a little sick over, and you're probably going to end up wetting your pants because it's that good.
That pizza was so good I almost puked and wet my pants at the same time.
That movie was so good I almost passed out from happiness.
That cake was so good I was ready to drop my pants and eat it on the floor.
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