Gaga Straight

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When a guy who's usually into guys turns straight because he's so obsessed with Lady Gaga he thinks she's the only one worth loving. It's like being brainwashed by a diva.
'I don't like girls anymore. I just want to marry Lady Gaga.'
'He used to hit on me. Now he's screaming 'Born This Way' at me like it's a battle cry.'
'He tried to ask me out. I told him he was still gay, but now he's Gaga Straight.'
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When a guy who's usually into guys becomes straight because Lady Gaga is so hot he forgets all about the rest of the guys. It's like he got a new religion.
'I'm not gay anymore. I'm just a disciple of Lady Gaga.'
'He left his boyfriend for Lady Gaga. Now he's a walking billboard for her music.'
'He used to flirt with me. Now he's singing 'Just Dance' at me like I'm his backup dancer.'
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When a guy who usually likes guys turns straight because Lady Gaga is so awesome he can't stand anyone else. It's like he got a new best friend and it's not a guy.
'Lady Gaga is my new best friend. My ex is just a distant memory.'
'He used to be my boyfriend. Now he's screaming 'Bad Romance' at me like it's a love letter.'
'He walked out on his boyfriend for Lady Gaga. Now he's a walking billboard for her.'
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When a guy who's usually into guys becomes straight because he's so in love with Lady Gaga he thinks she's the only woman worth having. It's like he's been completely replaced by a diva.
'I don't like women anymore. I only like Lady Gaga.'
'He used to be my crush. Now he's singing 'Poker Face' at me like I'm his new love interest.'
'He dumped his boyfriend for Lady Gaga. Now he's a walking fan club for her.'
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When a guy who usually likes guys turns straight because Lady Gaga is so amazing he can't stand anyone else. It's like he got a new girlfriend and it's not a guy.
'Lady Gaga is my new girlfriend. My ex is just a memory.'
'He used to flirt with me. Now he's screaming 'Telephone' at me like it's a love song.'
'He left his boyfriend for Lady Gaga. Now he's a walking billboard for her.'
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When a guy who usually likes guys becomes straight because he's so in love with Lady Gaga he thinks she's the only one who's worth it. It's like he got a new love and it's not a guy.
'I don't love guys anymore. I only love Lady Gaga.'
'He used to be my boyfriend. Now he's singing 'Marry Me' at me like it's a proposal.'
'He dumped his boyfriend for Lady Gaga. Now he's a walking billboard for her.'
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