Gaga Papuda

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A guy who talks nonstop with a head that shakes like a dog with a bone. He’s always grinning like a idiot and has a mom who’s hot as hell.

He started talking about his cat’s hair loss during lunch and didn’t stop until the bell rang.

He told me his mom’s ex-boyfriend was a flamingo. I don’t know why I believe him.

He tried to explain how he invented the wheel. Again.

A man who never shuts up and has a head that shakes like it’s possessed. His smile is fake and his stories are worse than a bad pizza.

He told me his dog can do calculus. I asked for proof. He said, ‘I believe it.’

He tried to tell me his grandma’s ex-husband was a ghost. I left before he finished.

He said he invented the internet. I said, ‘Cool. I’ll believe you when my phone dies.’

A guy who chatters like a parrot on a sugar rush and has a head that moves like it’s doing a dance. His mom is hot and his brain is full of nonsense.

He told me his mom’s ex was a vampire. I said, ‘Cool. What’s your mom’s job?’ He said, ‘She’s a goddess.’

He said he can talk to ducks. I asked, ‘Can they talk back?’ He said, ‘Only when they’re mad.’

He tried to explain how he created fire. I said, ‘Cool. Let me know when it works.’