Gaga-curious

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People who think Rihanna is the queen of the night and Katy Perry is a glitter-covered freak, so they want to know what Lady Gaga is up to before she turns them all into meatballs.
I’m not here for this Gaga nonsense, I’m here for the meatballs.
If I can’t dance to Katy Perry, I’m not even alive.
Rihanna is my love language. Gaga is just the side dish.
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Kids who think Ke$ha is the best thing since sliced bread and think Lady Gaga might be the same thing, but they’re not sure yet because they’re too busy crying in the cereal aisle.
Ke$ha is my ex. Lady Gaga is my ex’s ex.
I cried in the cereal aisle. Now I’m crying in the Gaga aisle.
If Lady Gaga isn’t on my playlist, I might die.
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People who follow every pop star except Lady Gaga, but then they see her on Instagram and it hits them like a karaoke song at 2 a. m.
I followed every pop star but Lady Gaga. Now I’m following her and my regret.
Karaoke at 2 a. m. is the worst. Lady Gaga at 2 a. m. is the best.
Instagram made me realize I was missing out.
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