Gaga Beans

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A fancy, shiny, round piece of meat wrapped up like a messy gift, and people call it a "hairy ball sack" because they’re too stupid to know better
My cousin thinks this is a gourmet dish. It’s just a Gaga Bean wrapped in a napkin.
I asked for a burger, and they gave me a Gaga Bean. I threw it at the waiter.
My grandma says it’s a ‘delightful snack’, it’s a Gaga Bean, and she’s still alive.
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A shiny meat ball that’s so round and smooth, it looks like it could roll away, and people say it’s a "hairy ball sack" because they’re dumb
At the buffet, I tried a Gaga Bean. I now have a taste for meat that won’t quit.
My friend ate a Gaga Bean and cried. It was that bad.
I took a bite of a Gaga Bean and it screamed at me.
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A super shiny meat orb that looks like it came from a meat factory, and people call it a "hairy ball sack" because they can’t spell ‘meat’
I tried to eat a Gaga Bean. It didn’t taste like meat. It tasted like regret.
My teacher gave me a Gaga Bean for a test. I failed.
My dog ate a Gaga Bean and now he thinks he’s a king.
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