Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The urge to throw up, choke, or spew your guts out when something goes down your throat.

My mom tried to give me a whole orange like it was a vitamin. I threw up in her face.

I saw my dog eat a sock and I had to run outside and puke.

My brother tried to swallow a whole pizza and now he sounds like a goat.

2

When something huge and gross goes down your throat and you either puke or try to keep it in.

My sister had her tonsils out and now she can eat a whole watermelon in one bite.

My girlfriend swallowed my whole fist and I was like, 'You're the best.'

My dad tried to swallow a whole chicken and it came out his nose.

3

What real drunks learn to control so they can chug whiskey and not lose their brains.

My uncle can chug a whole bottle of vodka and still dance the Macarena.

I drank six beers and still could talk to my teacher.

My friend drank a whole bottle of wine and still could do push-ups.

4

When you see someone being all lovey-dovey and it makes you want to vomit.

I saw my sister kiss her boyfriend and I threw up in my cereal.

My neighbor was holding hands with his wife and I ran into the bathroom.

I saw my teacher kiss my dad and I had to take a lunch break.

5

The thing that makes you gag when you try to swallow something that’s not food. Also why your ex would not suck your cock.

I tried to swallow a whole pencil and my ex laughed at me.

My ex wouldn’t suck my cock because I had a bad gag reflex.

I tried to swallow my dog’s hair and it came out my nose.

6

When a girl can swallow anything and it’s either because she’s been doing it a lot or she was born that way.

My girlfriend can swallow my whole arm and still laugh at me.

I saw my sister swallow a whole fish and she didn’t even blink.

My mom can swallow a whole cake and still sing in the shower.