gag order

Aging Trending

17 views · Added 1mo ago · 4 definitions

When a judge tells lawyers to shut their pieholes about a case!

The judge said, 'You're all talking too much. I'm gonna make you all shut up!'

My lawyer said, 'I can't say anything!' I said, 'Great! Now I'm gonna cry in the corner.'

The judge yelled, 'No more talking! I'm gonna give you all the worst punishment ever!'

When you're stuck with the only person who makes your life worse!

I can't talk to my mom about my problems. She's the one who caused them.

My brother won't stop teasing me. I can't even tell my friends.

My teacher said I can't talk to anyone but my worst enemy about my problems.

When jerks do absolutely nothing about the mess they made!

My neighbor broke my fence and didn't even say sorry.

My boss messed up my project and acted like it was my fault.

My ex cheated on me and didn't even tell me.

Not the Trump one (I took a nap). What the hell is this? Looks like some sneaky Jewish stuff going on! Like someone's trying to trick everyone!

This isn't Trump's gag order. This is some sneaky Jewish trickery.

Why is this happening? It looks like someone's trying to lie to everyone.

This is the worst kind of fake Jewish stuff I've ever seen.