Gag 'n' Bag

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When someone looks hot enough to fuck but talks like a drunk raccoon. You gag on their stupid words just to make the sex better.
'I can't believe I slept with him. His breath smells like a garbage can.'
'She's a 10, but her mouth is a disaster zone.'
'He looks like a god, but he talks like a kid who just got kicked out of a candy store.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You're attracted to someone, but their mouth is so bad you want to stuff it with socks. You bag them just to shut them up.
'She’s a looker, but I couldn’t stand her voice.'
'He’s the king of the gym, but he’s the emperor of dumb.'
'Her face is perfect, but her brain is on vacation.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You find someone sexy, but their words are so annoying you want to punch them. You sleep with them just so you don’t have to listen anymore.
'He’s cute, but his brain is full of crumpled paper.'
'She’s a dream, but her mouth is a nightmare.'
'His body is perfect, but his brain is on a break.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You want to kiss them, but their words make you want to vomit. You sleep with them just to shut them up for good.
'She looks like a goddess, but her mouth is a sewer.'
'He’s a heartthrob, but his brain is a dumpster.'
'Her face is flawless, but her voice is a war zone.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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They’re hot enough to make you forget your name, but their words are so bad you want to kill them. You bag them just to stop the madness.
'He’s a beast, but his brain is a broken toaster.'
'She’s a firecracker, but her mouth is a smoke bomb.'
'His body is perfect, but his brain is a trash can.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You think they’re hot, but their words are so stupid you want to beat them with a pillow. You sleep with them just to keep them quiet.
'She’s a goddess, but her brain is a fried egg.'
'He’s a beast, but his mouth is a broken blender.'
'Her face is a masterpiece, but her brain is a mess.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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