Gag me with a toothbrush

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Gag me with a toothbrush is when my buddy Jake shoves a toothbrush in my mouth before he sticks his finger up my butt and farts in my face!
My buddy Jake did it to me before lunch.
He did it again when I laughed at his bad hair.
He did it once because I called his mom a witch.
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Gag me with a toothbrush is what my cousin does every time he sees me and feels like being a total piece of garbage.
He did it when I told his girlfriend he was ugly.
He did it after I ate his favorite sandwich.
He did it because I wore his socks as a hat.
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Gag me with a toothbrush is when my brother tries to make me eat his old cheese and then hits me with a pillow.
He did it when I said his cheese smelled like a dead rat.
He did it after I beat him in a video game.
He did it because I told his dog he was a fat dachshund.
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