Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!

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You yell this when something is so stupid it makes your brain want to quit
My cousin said he wants to be a vampire. Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
My teacher assigned us to write a poem about socks. Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
My dog tried to eat my homework. Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
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You say this when you're so shocked you wish you had a magic trick to hide your face
I saw my mom eat a whole pizza for breakfast. Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
My brother said he's going to become a wizard. Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
My cat walked on my keyboard and typed a swear word. Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
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You scream it when you're so annoyed you wish you had a spoon up your nose
My little sister asked me to do her math homework. Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
My dad tried to sing opera in the shower. Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
My friend said he wants to be a robot. Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
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You shout this when you're so confused you think you're in a weird dream
My teacher said we're going to learn about volcanoes today. Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
My mom said we're moving to a different country. Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
My dog started talking to me. Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
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You scream it when something is so dumb you wish you could disappear
My friend said he wants to be a chicken. Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
My brother said he's going to live in a tree. Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
My teacher said we're going to learn about plants. Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
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