gag me with a spoon

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A loud yell you make when something is so gross it makes you want to puke and curse your life choices.
Gag me with a spoon! My cousin just ate a whole plate of expired pizza.
Gag me with a spoon! My teacher makes me drink coffee.
Gag me with a spoon! My dog just licked my homework.
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What you scream when something is so bad it feels like your soul is being crushed by a garbage truck.
Gag me with a spoon! My brother eats dirt for fun.
Gag me with a spoon! My mom made me eat pickles for breakfast.
Gag me with a spoon! My pet goldfish died in my cereal.
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A shout you make when you can't believe how terrible something is and you want to die quietly.
Gag me with a spoon! My dad made me eat baby food.
Gag me with a spoon! My math test was full of glitter.
Gag me with a spoon! My dog ate my math homework.
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