Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud cry you yell when something is so gross it makes you want to vomit or punch the person who did it in the face.

Gag me, I just saw my dog eat a sock that smelled like feet.

Gag me, my mom brought lasagna to my birthday party and it was still warm.

Gag me, my crush just told me he likes my best friend more.

2

A fancy way of saying you're so annoyed you'd rather die than deal with whatever mess is happening right now.

Gag me, my math teacher made us do 50 problems for being loud.

Gag me, my brother poured cereal in my pants.

Gag me, my dad tried to teach me how to drive and he kept honking the horn.

3

A way to say something is so bad it might as well be a punishment from the devil.

Gag me, my mom signed me up for a dance class and I have to wear glitter.

Gag me, my teacher assigned me a 20-page essay on why the sky is blue.

Gag me, my friend made me eat a whole plate of spaghetti and meatballs.

4

A phrase girls use when something is so gross it makes them want to rip their hair out and throw it in the trash.

Gag me, my crush just told me he's into my sister.

Gag me, my best friend made me try her grandma's chili.

Gag me, my brother tried to feed me a whole sandwich in one bite.

5

A weird thing your roommate does to you before he forces you to do something even weirder.

Gag me, my roommate stuck a toothbrush in my mouth before he made me drink his weird green drink.

Gag me, my roommate made me eat his hair before he let me watch TikTok.

Gag me, my roommate forced me to wear his old pants and then made me dance.

6

A thing you want to do when something is so bad it's like your soul is screaming for help.

Gag me, my mom made me eat a whole plate of chicken and gravy.

Gag me, my teacher made me stay after school for an hour.

Gag me, my brother made me eat a whole pizza by myself.

7

A super intense version of gag me with a spoon, like you're being tortured with a shovel and you're screaming for mercy.

Gag me with a shovel, my mom made me eat a whole cake for breakfast.

Gag me with a shovel, my teacher made me do 100 push-ups.

Gag me with a shovel, my brother tried to make me eat a whole bag of chips in one bite.