Gag in a Bag

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Jack in the Box is called Gag in a Bag because eating their food feels like you swallowed a dead raccoon. Their value menu is like a surprise party for your stomach, and it’s always a horror show.
I ate a double bacon cheeseburger and felt like I swallowed a piece of a dog.
My kid ate a value meal and puked in the car.
That burger had a bone in it. I’m not even mad.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A gag in a bag is someone you find hot enough to have sex with, but gross enough to want to plug their mouth with a sock.
He’s hot, but I can’t stand his mouth. I want to gag him in a bag.
She’s a 10, but her breath smells like a dead fish.
He’s a looker, but I’d rather punch him than kiss him.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A gag in a bag is a white boy who vapes, skates, or joins AV club. He’s not a soft boi because he’s too gag to be soft.
He’s a white boy who vapes and skates. He’s a gag in a bag.
He joined AV club but still acts like a jerk.
He’s not soft because he’s too gag.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A gag bag is a bag of emergency stuff you grab when everything goes to hell. It’s like a survival kit for when life kicks you in the nuts.
I packed my gag bag with snacks and a knife. I’m ready for the apocalypse.
My gag bag has a flashlight, snacks, and a sleeping bag.
I keep my gag bag under my bed. It’s my escape plan.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A gag bag is when you stick your whole nutsack in someone’s mouth and make them choke on it. It’s either a sexy move or a prank that wakes people up screaming.
I stuck my nutsack in my friend’s mouth and he choked on it.
My girlfriend did that to me during a sleepover.
He fell asleep with his mouth open and I stuck my nutsack in it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A gag in a bag is a person so nasty they make you want to vomit into a bag just to get away from them.
She smells like a trash can and I want to gag in a bag.
He talked so much I wanted to throw up in a bag.
That kid is a gag in a bag. I swear.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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