gag hag

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A woman who can take a huge cock like it's nothing. She's got a throat like a vacuum and a face like a toilet.

'She deepthroated that guy like he was a snack.'

'That gag hag could swallow a whole pizza and still have room for cake.'

'She took that guy's member like it was a popsicle.'

A comedy groupie who chases comics like they’re free pizza. She’ll sleep with any comic who walks by, especially during the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

'She slept with ten comics in one day, just because.'

'That gag hag was at every show, just waiting for a free lay.'

'She followed that comic from venue to venue like a dog.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A boring, lame, or annoying person. Or someone who gets forced to do bad head or sucks cock through clothes like it's a punishment.

'That gag hag made me eat a whole cake before I could leave.'

'She did blowjobs through his shirt like it was a crime.'

'He got gag-hagged in front of everyone like he was a punchline.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A groupie who only wants to sleep with comics. She's got nothing better to do than chase them around like a lovesick idiot.

'She followed that comic for two days just to get a kiss.'

'That gag hag was hanging around the venue like it was her job.'

'She would sleep with any comic who smiled at her.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A woman who gags a lot. Or a nasty girl who plays pranks and likes to mess with people.

'She gagged on that guy's member like it was a curse.'

'That gag hag pulled a prank on him by throwing cake in his face.'

'She gags so much, people think she's being tortured.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gay man who chases unavailable guys like they're the last pizza in the fridge. He'll sleep with their girlfriends just to get closer to the guy he loves.

'He slept with the guy’s girlfriend just to get closer to him.'

'That gag hag would do anything to be chosen.'

'He chased every guy he saw like he was a lost puppy.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago