Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you force a big ol’ willy down someone’s throat before they even know what hit ’em.

My cousin tried to gag face my little brother and it was the worst thing I ever saw.

He shoved a sausage down my throat during lunch. I still have nightmares.

I gag faced my math teacher and now he won’t let me take the test.

2

A person so ugly they look like they were hit by a truck and then left out in the rain.

My neighbor’s face is so gross I think she was born in a trash can.

That girl walked in and I wanted to throw up in her face.

He looks like a raccoon that got stepped on.

3

A girl who thinks she’s cool but is just a fake who acts like she’s been in a movie.

She thinks she’s a star but she’s just a regular girl with bad hair.

She acts like she’s been in a thousand movies but she’s just fake.

She claims she’s a scene kid but she’s just a poser with a bad attitude.

4

A girl who thinks she’s hot but she’s so ugly she makes you want to cry.

She thinks she’s cute but she’s like a dog that got run over.

She tries to flirt with everyone but she’s just plain ugly.

She looks like a raccoon that got hit by a bus.

5

A girl so skinny she looks like a twig and would snap if she fell.

She’s so skinny she looks like a pencil.

She’s so thin she could fall apart.

She’s like a noodle that could snap in half.

6

A girl with bad hair extensions that look like they were glued on by a drunk person.

Her extensions look like they were glued on by a drunk kid.

Her hair is so bad it looks like a raccoon ran through it.

She has extensions that look like they were sewn on by a monster.

7

A girl who always has the same name and is never going to change it no matter how bad it is.

Her name is Shelby and it’s the worst name ever.

Every gag face is named Shelby and it’s annoying.

Shelby is the worst name ever and it’s used by every gag face.