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You say your throat is so sore from eating a burger you can't talk, but really you're lying because you had a huge man part up your butt and it made you throw up
My throat is so sore I can't talk, but I'm still bragging about my burger
I'm not lying about the sore throat, I just got a bigger man part up my ass
I'm gagging from the size of the man part, but I'm telling everyone I got a sore throat from a burger
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You fake a sore throat to cover up the fact you had a man part so big it made you vomit from the inside out
My throat is killing me, but I'm still bragging about my man part
I'm vomiting from the inside because of that huge man part
I'm not sick, I just had a man part so big it came out my mouth
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You make up a sore throat story so you can boast about having a man part so huge it made you cough up your own lunch
I had to eat my lunch back out because of that man part
My throat is sore from the man part, not the burger
I'm not lying about the sore throat, I'm lying about the burger
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