gag bagged

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You stuff your whole junk into someone’s mouth and make them gag so hard they think they’re gonna die. Usually happens when you’re trying to get your way or just being a total cocky ass.

Bro just stuffed my whole nut sack in my mouth while I was napping. I woke up choking and screaming.

My girlfriend gagged on my sack so hard she threw up on my shoes. Classic.

Tried to gag my brother with my sack, he bit me and now I have a tooth in my throat.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A white boy who vapes, skates, or takes pictures of his face in the AV club. If he wasn’t so gag, he’d be a soft boi.

That AV club guy is so gag he thinks he’s a rockstar. He even wears sunglasses inside.

My cousin is a total gag. He vapes and thinks he’s in a band.

Soft boi would’ve been him if he wasn’t so gag.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A GAG bag is a bag full of stuff you need to survive if the world goes to hell. You grab it and run. No time to think.

I had my GAG bag ready when the fire started. I grabbed it and ran out like a man.

My GAG bag has snacks, a flashlight, and a sword. Just in case.

My brother’s GAG bag is so full it’s like a suitcase. He’s ready for anything.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gag bag is a total mess of a person who makes your stomach turn so bad you feel like you want to puke in a bag.

My neighbor is a total gag bag. He eats expired pizza and lives in a trash can.

My sister’s a gag bag. She eats moldy bread and smells like a garbage truck.

My dog is a gag bag. He eats my socks and poops on my bed.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You find someone hot enough to have sex with, but they’re also so gross you want to gag them and stuff them in a bag.

That guy is hot, but he smells like a gym sock. I want to gag him and throw him in a bag.

My crush is hot, but she eats expired pizza and drinks coffee. I’d gag her in a heartbeat.

He’s got a six-pack and a mouth full of bad breath. I’d gag him in a bag and call it a day.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You lower your sack into a woman’s mouth and it hits the back of her throat so hard she gags like she’s been hit by a truck.

I stuck my sack in my girlfriend’s mouth and she gagged so hard she cried.

My brother did that to his ex, and she threw up on his shoes. Classic.

I tried to gag my crush, and she choked on my sack. It was glorious.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Jack in the Box is really called the Gag Bag because their food is so bad it feels like you’re eating a pile of dead animals.

I ate a burger from Jack in the Box and it tasted like a dead raccoon. Total gag bag.

My brother got a value meal and found a bone in his sandwich. Classic gag bag.

I had a nugget and it had sinew. I threw it out like it was a sack of trash.

by Slangipedia 3d ago