gag attack

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A thing or person so gross it makes you want to vomit and curse at the same time.

My cousin's pet lizard crawled into my soup.

I saw my teacher's lunch and immediately threw mine away.

The smell of my brother's socks after a week in the closet hit me like a punch.

Something so bad it makes your brain shut down and your nose burn.

That pizza had hair in it and I didn't even ask for extra cheese.

I ate the last bite of my friend's sandwich and it tasted like a sock that lived in a garbage can.

My mom's hair looked like a raccoon had taken a nap in it.

A person or thing that makes you want to scream and run away.

My dog ate my homework and then barfed on my shoes.

I looked into my brother's eyes and saw the devil.

My science teacher wore a shirt that said 'I survived a gag attack' and it was true.

Something so bad it makes you question your life choices and your breakfast.

I tried to eat my cereal and it was just a bunch of mold and milk.

My dad's gym sock came out of his pocket during a meeting.

My little sister drew on my face with permanent marker and glitter.

A thing or person that makes you want to die and then come back just to avoid it again.

I saw my uncle's old dentures and they looked like they had a life of their own.

My science project exploded and covered my face in green goo.

I got stuck in the cafeteria with the person who always eats the mystery meat.