Gag and shag

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The modern version of getting laid. You do it and then you get a blow job.

I did the gag and shag and now I’m high and happy.

She said yes to the gag and shag, but only if I paid for pizza.

Gag and shag is the only thing that makes my Monday worth it.

When you make love and then you get a head. No shame, no guilt, just good times.

After the gag and shag, I felt like a king.

He asked for the gag and shag, and I said yes, but only if he brought beer.

Gag and shag is the best kind of revenge.

You have sex and then you get a face full of love. It’s like a combo meal.

I did the gag and shag, and I still have the evidence.

She promised me the gag and shag, but only if I wore a silly hat.

Gag and shag is the only thing that beats a bad day.

When you do the deed and then you get a head. No need for fancy words or fancy moves.

He said the gag and shag was the best part of his day.

I did the gag and shag, and I didn’t even need a drink.

Gag and shag is just a fancy way of saying I got it on.

You have sex, you get a head, and you feel like a god. No need for anything else.

After the gag and shag, I felt like a god.

She asked for the gag and shag, and I said yes, but only if she shut up.

Gag and shag is the best part of my week.