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When you see someone so bad it feels like your brain is trying to escape through your nose.

My cousin's face looked like a raccoon got hit by a truck.

That guy’s hair looked like a flamingo vomited on a sidewalk.

I saw my teacher’s ex and I instantly wanted to punch a wall.

The moment you want to scream because someone is so ugly it’s like they were made by a drunk monster.

My mom’s new boyfriend looked like a blob with a mustache.

That girl wore socks with sandals and it was a crime against humanity.

My brother’s pet goldfish looked better than his date.

When you feel like you’re about to lose your lunch because someone is so bad it’s like they were born in a trash can.

That guy’s beard looked like a raccoon had a party in it.

My neighbor’s kid came out dressed like a potato with glitter.

I saw my dog’s owner and I wanted to cry.

When you’re so disgusted by someone’s looks that you want to throw up, scream, and possibly burn your eyes out.

My aunt’s hair looked like a tornado hit a hair salon.

That guy’s outfit was like a clown threw up on a zombie.

I saw my teacher’s brother and I immediately wanted to take a shower.

When you see something so bad it feels like your brain is trying to escape through your ears.

That girl’s face looked like a potato got hit by a pizza.

My cousin’s haircut looked like a cat had a knife fight with a hedgehog.

I saw my dog’s owner again and I wanted to scream.

When you’re so shocked by someone’s appearance that you feel like you might lose your mind and your lunch.

My dad’s new girlfriend looked like a raccoon wore a wedding dress.

That guy’s shirt looked like it was stained with spaghetti and glitter.

I saw my dog’s owner again and I wanted to die.