Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you blow a guy so hard his face turns red and he coughs up a hairball like a cat who just swallowed a sock.

He kept going even after he threw up in my mouth.

I had to wipe my nose with his cum.

He said I was the best he ever had, then passed out.

2

Sucking a cock so much it feels like your throat is being tortured by a sausage and a chainsaw.

I sucked his cock for an hour and my throat was on fire.

He had a beard and it was like sucking a hairy mop.

I had to take a break because my mouth was full of cum and hair.

3

When you go down on a guy so long and hard he thinks he’s being eaten by a monster.

He kept coming back for more like he was starving.

I had to pull him off me because he was too horny.

He said I had the mouth of a monster.

4

Blowing a cock so much it feels like your throat is being used as a toilet.

I had to spit out his cum like it was gross.

He came so much my mouth was full of jizz.

I had to gargle his cum because it was everywhere.

5

When you suck a cock so much it looks like you’re doing a mouth job for a whole army.

He had ten guys behind him and I was the only one doing the work.

I sucked his cock so much my face was red.

He said I was like a vacuum cleaner for his cock.

6

Going down on a guy so long he thinks he's been swallowed by a dragon.

He kept coming back like he was on a mission.

I had to pull him off me because he was too obsessed.

He said I had the mouth of a dragon.