gag 9

My friend just posted a cat video that made me laugh so hard I cried

I saw a man eating a whole pizza in one bite and I died

My dog tried to bark like a parrot and it was the worst thing I ever saw

I spent 3 hours on 9gag and now I forgot my own name

My mom said she would leave me if I didn't stop looking at memes

I got a B on my math test because I was too busy watching videos on 9gag

I opened 9gag and my brain said 'what is this madness?'

I clicked on 9gag and now I have 9 new things to laugh at

I went to 9gag and I laughed so much I fell off my chair