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when your throat is so stretched from a cock going too deep you feel like you're going to puke and your face looks like a tomato that got hit by a truck
My dude tried to deep throat my cousin and she threw up in the pizza box
He went so far down my throat I thought I was gonna choke on my own tongue
My girlfriend gagged so hard she peed on the floor
2
a stupid trick or joke someone plays on you, usually because they're a loser
My friend pulled a gag on me by putting a fake spider in my drink
He told me my mom was at the store and then ran out laughing
My brother put a sock in my mouth and told me I was being punished
3
anything that stops you from screaming or yelling, like duct tape, a sock, or something gross
They taped my mouth shut with duct tape and made me eat a whole sandwich
I got a sock forced in my mouth and it smelled like feet
They put a piece of cloth over my mouth and I couldn’t shout for help
4
something so funny it makes you laugh until you cry, or someone who is a total clown
That gag was so funny I peed my pants
My friend is the funniest person I know, he makes me laugh every day
That joke was so good I had to take a break from laughing
5
a dumb mistake people make when they think gay is spelled with a 'g' instead of a 'y'
He texted me 'gag' instead of 'gay' and I thought he was weird
She said 'gag' in class and everyone laughed at her
My teacher wrote 'gag' on the board and I knew it was a mistake
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something so funny it makes your brain explode or someone who is just plain silly
That gag was so funny I passed out from laughing
My brother is the silliest person I know, he makes me laugh every day
That joke was so good I had to take a break from laughing
7
when something makes you so shocked you want to throw up or just look super gross
I saw my dog eating a rat and I threw up on the floor
My friend told me my dad was in jail and I was shocked
She told me my mom was at the store and I was confused
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