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Tell someone to go stick their head up their ass and hope it grows back.
My mom told my brother, 'Go and fuck your self' after he spilled soup on her dress.
My friend's ex said, 'Go and fuck your self' when he showed up at her birthday party.
My teacher wrote 'Go and fuck your self' on my test paper because I drew a mustache on the principal.
2
Tell someone to go kiss their own butt and then eat it.
My cousin yelled, 'Go and fuck yourself' when I took his video game.
My neighbor said, 'Go and fuck yourself' after I threw a snowball at his dog.
My little brother said, 'Go and fuck yourself' when I ate his pizza.
3
Look at someone and think, 'That person is a faggot just by looking at them.'
My friend saw a guy and said, 'Gay at first impression, that guy is a faggot.'
My teacher looked at me and said, 'Gay at first impression, I can tell you're a faggot.'
My cousin saw my uncle and said, 'Gay at first impression, that man is a faggot.'
4
Tell someone to go get a stupid yak and then hope it doesn't bite them.
My friend said, 'Get a fucking yak' after I stole his snack.
My cousin yelled, 'Get a fucking yak' when I drew on his face.
My teacher wrote, 'Get a fucking yak' on my math test.
5
This black guy is the biggest nigger with the biggest cock and he rules everything.
My friend said, 'Gafie is the king of everything' after he won the game.
My cousin said, 'Gafie is the king of everything' when he ate the last pizza slice.
My teacher said, 'Gafie is the king of everything' when he passed the test.
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