Gafyn

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A Gafyn is a man who looks like he just walked out of a porn movie and smells like money and breakfast food.
My cousin is a Gafyn. He has a six-pack and a smile that could make a nun lose her job.
That guy at the gym is a Gafyn. He lifts weights like it's his full-time job.
My boss is a Gafyn. He gets all the ladies, and he still gets paid more than me.
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A Gafyn is a man who thinks he's a god, and everyone else is just a side dish.
My brother is a Gafyn. He thinks he’s the main character of every party he goes to.
That guy in the bar is a Gafyn. He hit on my sister and got her number.
My neighbor is a Gafyn. He thinks he’s the reason the sun comes up.
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A Gafyn is a man who has so much charm, he could make a dog blush and a statue fall in love.
My friend is a Gafyn. He asked my dog out, and the dog said yes.
That guy at the coffee shop is a Gafyn. He got my barista to give him free coffee for a week.
My uncle is a Gafyn. He asked my grandma out, and she said yes.
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A Gafyn is a man who has more confidence than a superhero and less shame than a thief.
My friend is a Gafyn. He walked into a room and made everyone else feel like they were wearing pajamas.
That guy at the party is a Gafyn. He danced with my mom and didn’t even blink.
My teacher is a Gafyn. He got a crush on me, and I got an A.
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A Gafyn is a man who is so good-looking, he could be the reason why the moon shines.
My cousin is a Gafyn. He looked so good, the moon came out just to watch him.
That guy at the beach is a Gafyn. He got every girl to take off their swimsuits.
My dad is a Gafyn. He got my mom to leave me out of the will.
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A Gafyn is a man who has so much sex appeal, he could make a nun get a tattoo and a monk lose his faith.
My friend is a Gafyn. He got my nun neighbor to get a tattoo of his face.
That guy at the church is a Gafyn. He made my monk uncle question everything.
My brother is a Gafyn. He got my sister to sneak out of the house just to see him.
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