Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When something is so broken it might as well be buried in a landfill with a sandwich and a curse.

My phone is gaft. I tried to fix it. It laughed at me.

This chair is gaft. It’s been through more drama than my mom’s love life.

That car is gaft. It’s like it was hit by a bus and then yelled at.

2

A trombone player so smooth he could make a statue blush. Also a guy who knows how to charm women and take their money.

That guy is a gaft. He played the trombone and I fell in love.

She’s got a gaft in her life. He’s got a gaft in her wallet.

He’s a gaft. He’s got a trombone and a plan.

3

When you take something or someone and turn them into your personal cash register.

He gafted my lunch money. Now I’m hungry and mad.

She gafted my best friend. Now he’s hers and I’m jealous.

He gafted my job. Now I’m broke and he’s rich.

4

When you do something so lazily it’s like you’re trying to impress a toddler.

He did his homework gaft. It’s all scribbles and nonsense.

That pizza was made gaft. It’s like it was thrown in the oven by a drunk man.

She painted the house gaft. It looks like a toddler threw paint at it.

5

When you take someone’s favorite thing and leave them with nothing but sadness and a coupon.

He gafted my favorite shirt. Now I’m wearing my brother’s old sock.

She gafted my dog. Now I’m crying and he’s on a vacation.

He gafted my video game. Now I’m stuck with a broken controller.

6

When something is so cool it makes your brain explode and your soul sing.

That car is gaft. It’s like it was made by a god and blessed by a rapper.

That dress is gaft. It’s like it was born in a palace and kissed by a star.

That song is gaft. It’s like it was written by a genius and sung by a god.

7

A person who acts like they’re gay just to mess with people and maybe get a free soda.

My cousin is a gaft. He acts like he’s gay just to annoy me.

That guy is a gaft. He’s got a crush on his friend’s brother.

She’s a gaft. She’s got a crush on her teacher and it’s embarrassing.