Gafsha

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A friend you keep around like a stinkin' rug but you don't love them and they're still in your life like a bad haircut
You text them every day but only to ask for a loan
They show up at your house uninvited and eat your last pizza
They send you a DM saying 'I miss you' but you haven't seen them in six months
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A friend who's like a stuck sock in your life, you don't love them, but you can't throw them out
They borrow your phone and don't return it
They crash your party and bring their whole family
They keep texting you at 3 a. m. just to say hi
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A friend you hang on to like a bad habit, not cool, not hot, but you can't quit them
They showed up at your job and told your boss your secrets
They stole your lunch and left a note that said 'see you later'
They texted you during your exam and it ruined your grade
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A friend who's more of a burden than a blessing, you need them but you don't want them
They borrow your money and never pay you back
They showed up unannounced and took over your couch
They texted you during your date and ruined it
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A friend that's like a broken tooth, you keep them because you don't have better options
They showed up at your house and ate your entire fridge
They borrowed your car and never returned it
They texted you during your meeting and made you look like an idiot
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A friend who's like a used towel, not clean, not fresh, but you still use them
They showed up at your party and brought their whole squad
They kept texting you during your dinner and ruined it
They took your last snack and left a note that said 'I love you'
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