gafridge

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A gafridge is a magical place in the garage where all the good stuff lives like beer, snacks, and the remains of your last meal that you never finished.
"Where’s the beer?" "In the gafridge, you idiot."
"I’m not coming out until I get a snack from the gafridge."
"The gafridge is the only thing keeping me from eating my own foot."
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A gafridge is what your garage turns into when you start hiding all your drinks and leftovers from your family.
"I’ll be in the gafridge. Don’t bother me."
"I found a sandwich in the gafridge. It was from 2017."
"The gafridge is the only place I feel safe from my mom."
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A gafridge is where your beer goes to die and your snacks go to live forever.
"Why are you sad? Because the gafridge is empty."
"I took the last soda from the gafridge. Now I’m your enemy."
"The gafridge is a holy place. Don’t touch it."
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